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GETTING INTO THE (ANTI) CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ...
I'M DREAMING OF A SLIGHT CHRISTMASI'm dreaming of a slight Christmas
Unlike the ones that laid me low Where there's no family frisson And the children glisten May all your Christmases delight 
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I SAW MOMMY BANNING SANTA CLAUSMy family tree has exceedingly stunted branches - one boozy, Irish and Catholic, the other teetotal, English and tepidly Protestant. My childhood Christmases were therefore a muddle of Orange and Green attempts at festivity, neither of which were much fun ...
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