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TRUMP MAKEOVER OF WHITE HOUSE STUNS THE NATION

17/5/2016

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Donald Trump’s inauguration as King of the United States and Dear Leader of the Free World is planned to coincide with his 70th birthday on the 14th of June next year. The White House, which has been renamed The Trump White House Tower and undergone extensive renovations, will reopen on the same day.
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​This announcement today from the press office of U.S. president-elect, Donald Trump ends months of speculation. Trump began construction of a 20-metre-high wall around the White House grounds as soon as a tearful Hilary Clinton conceded defeat in the elections in November. The wall was erected in record-breaking time with Trump defending his use of under-paid and undocumented Mexican labourers. “I’m doing them a favour” he said “how else are they going to learn to build that 2000-mile wall we’ve got planned for the US-Mexico border?”
 
Ever since the wall went up Washington has been plagued by the din and dust of 24-hour demolition and construction on the 7.3-hectare White House site and the roads have been clogged with cavalcades of Trump trucks and delivery vans. The exact nature of the work going on behind the wall has been shrouded in secrecy. Consequently, the site is under siege by hordes of reporters, supporters, protesters and tourists. Outbreaks of anti—Democrat violence in the area have been blamed on the NRA Hospitality Tent which has been supplying free Trump Vodka to pro-Trump gun lobbyists in the crowd. However, Trump’s Militia, distinguished by their unusual comb-over hair style and gold-braided uniforms claim that all shootings have been “justified” and that the victims were “asking for it”. 


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WORKING FROM HOME - THE DARK SIDE

3/5/2016

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​Working from home has much to recommend it  but every silver lining has a dark cloud. 
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It's taken me all day to write this little post because I interrupted myself so often: I took the dog for a walk, went to the airport to farewell a visitor and spent time with a friend I haven’t seen for a while. Oh. And I made endless cups of tea, propped up the collapsing trellis in the garden, flipped through a few magazines, cooked dinner etc etc etc. 

The only reason I can indulge in such mucking about is because I work from home. A home office has much to recommend it BUT every silver lining has a dark cloud. Let me walk you through the pros and cons: 

NO COMMUTING REQUIRED
This is one of the purely positive aspects of working from home. Regardless of the traffic or the weather, getting to the office may involve only a leisurely one-minute stroll past the wardrobe.
 
CLOTHING OPTIONAL
As you get older this perk becomes slightly less attractive.  However, workdays spent in bare feet and pajamas or a sarong has a perennial appeal. It’s comfier and less costly than kitting yourself out in proper office attire.


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    THE GREY URBANIST
    Ro Cambridge, is a freelance writer, 
    arts worker & columnist Here she reports on the oddities & serendipities of  urban life.  She roams Nelson city , NZ 
    with a tan & white Jack Russell. (Her original canine side-kick, Pete, who features in many of these posts died in 2015.

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